The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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