quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
The Olympian is in my bed
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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