Your tits are I can't wait for
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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