NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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