drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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