Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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