Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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