Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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