Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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