we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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