I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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