cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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