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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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