it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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