I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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