Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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