It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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