Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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