Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Dick very happy bro
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
