Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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