Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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where are you?
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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