We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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