I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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