Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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