Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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