did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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