At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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