i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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