That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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