Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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