I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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