Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm really busy with my period
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