I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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