Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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