HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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