these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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