I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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