im about as happy as oj after his trial
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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