i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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