Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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