He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
