Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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