...so i touched it.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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