You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat