he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass