there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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