best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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