I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
so much tequila, so little girl.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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