Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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