Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
where am i from again
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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