so that wasnt chicken after all
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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