Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
