he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
so much tequila, so little girl.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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