4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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