??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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