As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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