Me too!
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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