Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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