all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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